Lucky for me, Mark heard the news first and retrieved the soap before someone tried to flush it down.
Some of my children are germaphobes and were very worried about how clean the soap was after being in toilet water. "Soap is self-cleaning. It's soap for heaven's sake."
"What about Dad's HANDS? Are they clean? How is he going to clean his HANDS?"
"With the...(sigh)... soap. He washed his hands with the soap and now both the soap and his hands are clean."
We try VERY hard to stay mad at him, but with a wicked grin like his it is nearly impossible.
