Last night we introduced the kids to Bond, James Bond. Ian is tired of watching the same family-friendly movies over and over, so Mark decided a good ole 007 flick was just the ticket. Here are some of my favorite moments:
Shane: What's so great about beautiful women anyway?
Ian: You'll understand when you're older.
Shane: Are YOU old enough?
Ian: Almost.
Dad: Be quiet! This is why we don't watch grown up movies! You talk too much!
Fiona: Is she naked? Dad, is she naked? Dad, why is she NAKED!?
Dad: Be quiet! It's just a shape! No one is actually naked!
Fiona: Is she doing gymnastics? Naked?
Dad: Who cares? Everyone is naked under their clothes!
Shane and Evie (imitating Sam, the Bald Eagle on the Muppet Show): Under their clothes, they're completely naked!
Dad: QUIET!
Dr. Goodhead: What the hell are you doing here, Bond?
Evie (gasps): She said a bad word!
Dad: Be quiet!
Daniel: Is that a bad guy or a good guy? Is that one a bad guy? Is THAT one a bad guy? Why does that guy have shiny teeth? Is he going to bite her? Are those dogs going to kill her? Are they shooting the good guy or the bad guy?
Mom: I'm going to cover your eyes. Don't peek.
Daniel (yelling): I want to watch! I want to watch!
Dad: QUIET!
Evie: Ew, are they kissing?
Ian (laughing): Yeah, don't they know that's how germs are spread?
Dad: Shhh!
Shane: This is the best movie ever! Can we have popcorn?
Dad: In fifteen minutes. Now be quiet!
Fiona: Why are they naked?
Dad: They aren't. They're wearing a sheet.
Fiona: Why did they take their clothes off then? Why are they only wearing a sheet?
Dad: Remember how hot the space shuttle got when it was entering Earth's atmosphere? They were just too hot to wear clothes.
Fiona: But why...
Mom: Time for bed! Go brush your teeth!
The most annoying thing about watching movies with kids is they ask a lot of questions. I remember watching Planet of the Apes with Ami when she was little and she asked like 14 questions in 5 minutes! I've always thought their attempt to follow the plot was a sign of intelligence (instead of passively and quietly following the story).
