Thursday, September 15, 2016

Target

These things may happen if you take both Heidi and Jason to Target at the same time:
  • One will strip to her underpants while the other is climbing out of the cart
  • One will throw hairbands and hair clips in the cart while the other is screaming at the top of his lungs
  • One will refuse to put her new toothbrush on the conveyor belt to be scanned while the other throws all the keys and money on the floor while screaming that he doesn't have a new toothbrush which is why I didn't notice the extra hairbands and hair clips that I bought.

And why did I drag these monsters into the store at dinner time just to buy toothbrushes? Lula scrubbed the toilet with them, that's why.