Why would I buy toys for Lula when she is perfectly content to create her own?
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| Stacking Cups |
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| Egg shakers |
This is quite possibly the best Toddler Disaster in Downen Family History:
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| The Shape Sorter |
Why would we buy a shape sorting toy when Lula can stuff a hot dog in a bottle of vegetable oil? The hot dog is round, the bottle opening is round. Oh, I know why. Because when she tries to get the hot dog back out of the oil bottle, she dumps oil
all over the kitchen floor...
The oil spill of 2014 was the straw that broke the camel's back. Now all chairs are tied together in one long chain. Lula was so upset about not being able to push the chairs around that she ran off, crawled into Evie's bed, and:
