DH is gone surveying fish in the mountains this week, so after the kids go to bed I get to watch whatever I want. Child #3, procrastinating, said, "Mom, are you going to watch The Office or a chicken flip tonight?" He meant Chick Flick!
When Child #3 started to divide himself and his brother into "good guys" and "bad guys" and tried to put me on his team, I said that I was on my own team with only girls. "Well Mom, some girls are good, some girls are bad. That's what they say." Who says?